Sad, fucked up crazy lady this morning on Virgil. Sprayed water from old Gatorade bottle while screaming "this is ELECTRIC water!"- Wednesday Jul 23 - 6:48pm
Customer: Do you have any shitty wines?
Lou: I try not to. Wait, do you mean barnyardy or baby diaper-y?
Customer: Yeah!- Wednesday Jul 23 - 6:42pm
Wine Enthusiast: white gloves, seersucker, parasol, sis boom bah. Wine Advocate: briefcase, coffee breath, beady eyes, sweat-stained fedora.- Monday Jul 21 - 6:40pm
How NOT to make your own Vermouth: a study in doucherie. http://t.co/sf2Uu2yugJ- Saturday Jul 19 - 6:36pm
Customer: hate the label.
Lou: what's worse, mime or clown?
Customer: clown with bloody lips, holding a knife & fork. http://t.co/tYXIEH7EyG- Friday Jul 18 - 2:56am